Is it safe to come out? Now horse is out of the burgers they might be looking for a replacement…
If you’d just like to step this way, I’ve got something that might interest you.
Oh I for-goat to come out!
right let me show you the tour….
Psst! Did you get me that McDonald’s I asked you to bring?
Who’s got YOUR goat?
The guide seemed a bit gruff….
that troll followed me home! HIDE!
No toilets here, just goats!
I’m not ending up in no burger!
I’m not coming out, not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin
He gets my goat!
Oh it’s you, I thought I saw some bloke from Findus lurking about
This isn’t a beard – it’s a goatie!
(sorry it’s taken me ages to comment – I’m been feeling so rough xx)
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