This is a little letter to Premier League footballers, please take note.
Dear Various Premier League Footballers,
Let me start by saying I am a big football fan and have been to may matches over the years, not so much lately due to the stupid prices to sit on a plastic seat outdoors to see you running (sometimes) and falling over (often).
it seems the press has made you in to some sort of role model…are you fecking kidding me. If either of my girls told me they was dating a footballer I’d go ape shit. Somehow you seem to think that you are above the law, that just because you are paid £100,000 a week plus that people owe you something.
I’m sure not all footballers are like this but it seems most are. Caught speeding…well I’ll call my lawyer and get off with a little slap. Shot a bloody team mate…haha we’ll all laugh about that at the pub. Shit let’s even treat women like crap. You all act like big men and then someone tickles you and you roll around on the floor like a sniper has got you.
Role models ha, what about doctors or nurses or the army personnel fighting to protect this country, the single mums and dads raising their children with no money – these are the real role models who deserve the credit and praise.
I know no footballer will read this but if one happens to please have the balls to respond.